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New Server! - 1/24/09

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This upgrades the server from a 1.5 gHz P4 CPU. See the new server.
The new server is in a probation phase. If it's more stable, it gets the job!


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Bike-promoting Belgian minister finds own cycle stolen
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US senators propose bill to improve volcano monitoring
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Very old, charming - er - thing goes on display in Athens
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Semi blows over, crushes patrol car on Wyoming highway
Austrian authorities seeking Hitler double seen around birthplace
Official: $4B bond meant as jab at trend of exorbitant bonds
Lines in the sand: $60 million worth of cocaine washes up on eastern English beach
New York governor helps motorist struck in snow during storm
China officials punished for dozing in motivation meeting
Deer runs amok inside supermarket, gets wrangled by shoppers
Cops: Drunken bus driver stranded St. Louis basketball team
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